Sometimes the most random shite starts doing the rounds on Twitter, and before you know it it’s been picked up by countless people all across the globe who are suddenly comic geniuses.
So it is with ‘Things you can say both during sex and during a funeral’ – the latest trend to provide entertainment for the world.
It started a Reddit thread, with someone asking the (fantastic) question of: ‘What is something that you can say that would be both appropriate during sex and during funeral?’
And the answers were top notch.
“I came as soon as I could”
“I know she touched everyone in this room”
“It was the second stroke that did it…”
And now Irish twitter-sphere is in on the joke. Here’s the best ones we’ve seen:
“My hand is dead from all the shaking”. pic.twitter.com/WmVp5z3pM4
— Helen O’Rahilly (@HelenORahilly) June 20, 2017
It won’t always be this hard pic.twitter.com/Y4CDezYNFQ
— Gerry McBride (@GerryMcBride) June 20, 2017
I can’t believe how quickly the stiffness set in.
— Vinny MacNamara (@vinnymacnamara) June 20, 2017
“It comes in waves” https://t.co/XSKsL8L1fE
— Marian Keyes (@MarianKeyes) June 20, 2017
“Will you pass me the tissues, please” pic.twitter.com/thNY4PBMWb
— Jer Dixon (@JeremyDixonDJ) June 20, 2017
I didn’t know what to do, so I’ve brought over a casserole. pic.twitter.com/Z2DHTplRm2
— Katherine Ryan (@Kathbum) June 20, 2017
I can smell bodily fluids. pic.twitter.com/jjQUpSH5Wn
— David Baddiel (@Baddiel) June 20, 2017
Strange- I thought he’d last longer than his father
— Steve Briddon ???????????????????????????? (@Hebdomadian) June 20, 2017
“Ah sure, it was quick at the end, thank God.” pic.twitter.com/u6VyryuL4I
— Helen O’Rahilly (@HelenORahilly) June 20, 2017
Can you think of anything else to add?
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