U OK Hun? That's what we should all be asking not only our fellow Irish compadres, but the rest of Europe after looking at the top Google searches for 'how do I...' in 2016.
The NY Times made this absolute mad graphic that was shared on Twitter by Architectural Turducken and we have SO many questions.
People in France have normal queries with 'how do I stop drinking' the most popular search, as do Italy, who just want to know how to make a goddamn sandwich.
But Jesus Christ Spain and Portugal are DARK.
They could actually help each other out, 'cos Spain wants to know what human meat tastes like and Portugal wants to know how to murder someone and get away with it.
As for Ireland? We want to travel through time apparently. To when exactly, who knows? The feckin Famine? 1916? Hasn't Ireland always been grim?
Here's how messed up each country is:
The graphic has been going viral in the past few days and we REALLY hope that all the searches are true.
Apart from you Slovakia. Everyone knows that cats can't be trained ya dzopes.