Ingredients
- Smoked chicken (normal chicken works if nothing else)
- 1 Red pepper
- Coriander
- Cheddar Cheese
- Flour Tortillas
- Jalapeno peppers
- Sour cream
Regular readers of the blog will be aware that I am pretty pissed off with the same old shit for brunch at this stage so I decided to create something unique, quick and tasty for you all to create at home this weekend. We need to mix it up and stop eating the same old shit and there is no better place to start than with these kick ass Quesadillas. If you can’t find smoked chicken that cooked chicken in packets will do but make the extra effort to get the good shit. This works for brunch, a match with the lads or a movie night in. Absolutely fucking delicious so they are…
Instructions
Step 1
The ingredients are all easy to find. Please make the effort and get the smoked chicken. You’ll find it in fancy shops like Donnybrook Fair or Mortons.
Step 2
Chop the flesh away from the pepper.
Step 3
Cut the bastard up into nice thin slices
Step 4
Lash on a small pot with a good lashing of olive oil
Step 5
Fuck in the pepper. Have this on a nice slow flame and they’ll take about 10 minutes to cook.
Step 6
Grab the smoked chicken out. Leave the skin on because it is as tasty as fuck.
Step 7
Chop the fucker up into nice big chunks.
Step 8
Keep the peppers moving every couple of minutes. We are trying to make them nice and sweet by cooking slowly rather than burning them you tool!
Step 9
Grab a few Jalapenos out of the jar. You can leave these out if you are a big girl’s blouse but they really make the dish.
Step 10
Chop the bastards up. Seeds and all
Step 11
Grab a good handful of coriander.
Step 12
Chop the shit out of it with your knife
Step 13
Grab some cheddar and grate it. If you are a super lazy bastard grab the pre grated stuff.
Step 14
Now you should have all your prep. That is all you are going to need. Simples
Step 15
The peppers should be soft and tender at this stage.
Step 16
Grab them off the heat and we are ready to start making the bad boy Quesadillas now.
Step 17
Grab a big frying pan. Biggest one you have. Fuck some oil in there. Not too much.
Step 18
Lash in the flour tortilla
Step 19
Have the heat down nice and low. More or less as low as you can get it.
Step 20
When it starts feeling warm to the touch fuck in the cheese. As a real recipe site would say “lightly sprinkle the cheese covering the surface evenly”.
Step 21
Lash in a good generous amount of coriander
Step 22
Fuck the chicken in. It is already cooked so no need to worry about cooking it through or any of that shit.
Step 23
Lash in your lovely sweet peppers and the jalapenos
Step 24
After a couple of minutes when the cheese is melting have a look to make sure the bottom isn’t burning.
Step 25
Now it is time to flip the bastard. Use a fish slice (the thing you use to fry eggs) and gently fold it in half.
Step 26
Pat it down and make sure the filling stays inside.
Step 27
Flip it a couple of times and make sure it is nice and golden brown on both sides. If you are making a few and actually have some mates or are just a fat bastard you can keep them warm in the oven.
Step 28
Grab them out and serve them immediately.
Step 29
Cut them in half to make the presentation look shit hot.
Step 30
Fuck on a good dollop of the sour cream. This helps cool the chili
Step 31
There you go. BOOM. Unbelievable taste. 7 Ingredients and ready in 10 minutes. What more could you fucking want?
From start to finish these are literally going to take you 10 minutes. Don’t be a lazy fucker and just go out for the usual fry up at the weekends and grab the 7 ingredients needed here and rattle them together. You can even freestyle it up and lash in whatever else you want to these. Beef, salmon, herbs, veggies. Anything works well with the same technique. Go on give them a lash you won’t regret it!