31 Reasons Why You Should Never EVER Consider Visiting Ireland

While people all over the world have this weird desire to visit Ireland we just don’t get it?

We live and work here and looking around is just depressing. There just isn’t anything to see and the scenery is dreadful. 

Whatever you do don’t even think about booking a flight here and if you are unlucky enough to end up here you’ll probably be best off staying in your hotel room. 

What a complete non country….

1. The roads are all boring to drive on

2. The colours are drab and non-descript

3. The villages are seriously… meh

4. And you can forget about finding a cosy place to call home 

5. The lakes are positively ordinary 

6. The West Coast will do nothing for you

7. While the North is one giant letdown

8. And heaven forbid you go looking for any sort of history around here

9. The buildings look the same as in LITERALLY every other country in the world 

10. Rush hour is a bloody nightmare

11. Don’t even get us started about the beaches. Barren wastelands

12. There’s absolutely nothing to do

13. The people here have no imagination

14. The cities are just ghastly

15. While even the modern buildings are an abomination

16. Of course it could be worse – you could LIVE here

17. Awful

18. You’ll get bored of the landscape in no time

19. And those national parks. CONCRETE JUNGLES

20. You’ll be lucky if you get one good photo when you’re here

21. But sure what would you be snapping anyway? All the tourist attractions are made-up nothings

22. There’s nothing nice to eat

23. And it’s surrounded by water. Everyone hates water.

24. The waves are a complete let-down

25. And our CULTURE? Sure Irish culture is non-existent 

26. Overpopulation everywhere you look

27. While the only good thing to be said about the sunsets is that they make this godforsaken land too dark to see

28. Why would anybody want to look at a view like this?

29. Who wants to drive on roads like these?

30. Who wants to spend their entire life being jostled about by relentless crowds?

31. Yuck. Do yourself a favour – cancel any plans you had of coming here. Absolutely nothing to see here

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