WATCH: This Pisstake On Hipsters From Cork Is 50 Shades Of Perfect
''Will that affect my dole? It'll affect your soul, bro''
Know anyone who fits the Corkonian hipster bill?
Then you need to show them this right away. Be they male, female, somewhere in between or some type of mythical creature - they need to see this.
Oh, and please laugh at them if they have a secret handshake.