Mattress Mick is the hero we do not deserve.
He really is an influential icon. And his Twitter proves just how iconic he really is. So, over the weekend I came across a tweet of his proclaiming that he is indeed the top mattress individual in Ireland. And after a short while scrolling through his Twitter account, I quickly realised that his tweets are pure gold.
https://twitter.com/mattressmick/status/1195829092156944384
When he managed to use Katie Taylor's win as a way to promote himself as the king of Mattresses by writing, "Katie Taylor has done it again. She is the KING of boxing but I am the Mattress King. Cheers."
https://twitter.com/mattressmick/status/1190923921626935296
Then when he used Elvis to once again pronounce himself as the king of mattresses. And you know what, we think the comparison is appropriate.
https://twitter.com/mattressmick/status/1188593778195599361
Or when he gave a beautiful (and poetic) analysis if what your mattress actually is.
https://twitter.com/mattressmick/status/1187487835554828288
Or when he sent us into a frenzy by teasing a Dancing With The Stars appearance.
https://twitter.com/mattressmick/status/1183502716196261889
When he blesses us with the Ballad of Mattress Mick. Honestly, what a BELTER.
https://twitter.com/mattressmick/status/1175044627524661248
Or his other banger, Back With A Bang, where he once again proclaimed himself as the "undisputed King of mattress land".
https://twitter.com/mattressmick/status/1173233870231265280
Or the BEST one has to be this top banter between Mattress Mick and Liam Gallagher.
https://twitter.com/mattressmick/status/1172103948687335424
Just this.
https://twitter.com/mattressmick/status/1171901186565451777
And this.
https://twitter.com/mattressmick/status/1168136000788488192
When he came up with a solution to Mick Jagger's problems.
https://twitter.com/mattressmick/status/1163041829073371136
And while this one isn't actually a tweet from him, it definitely deserves to be featured.
https://twitter.com/mattressmick/status/1163041829073371136
When admitted that his mattress is his number one love above all else.
https://twitter.com/mattressmick/status/1124040566960992256
When he wished his enemies a happy Easter.
https://twitter.com/mattressmick/status/1119882429601284096
Honestly, what a guy.