Mattress Mick is the hero we do not deserve.
He really is an influential icon. And his Twitter proves just how iconic he really is. So, over the weekend I came across a tweet of his proclaiming that he is indeed the top mattress individual in Ireland. And after a short while scrolling through his Twitter account, I quickly realised that his tweets are pure gold.
Let’s face it . I am the greatest Mattress salesman in Ireland . When you buy a Irish Made Mattress from me at my unbelievable prices you will sleep better and wake up feeling positive , strong and determined to deal with all your problems . Cheers
— Mattress Mick (@mattressmick) November 16, 2019
When he managed to use Katie Taylor’s win as a way to promote himself as the king of Mattresses by writing, “Katie Taylor has done it again. She is the KING of boxing but I am the Mattress King. Cheers.”
Katie Taylor has done it again. She is the KING of boxing but I am the Mattress King . Cheers.
— Mattress Mick (@mattressmick) November 3, 2019
Then when he used Elvis to once again pronounce himself as the king of mattresses. And you know what, we think the comparison is appropriate.
Me . The Mattress King with ELVIS the King or rock making a guest appearance in Harry Byrnes Clontarf tonight. pic.twitter.com/CrivEuvLhi
— Mattress Mick (@mattressmick) October 27, 2019
Or when he gave a beautiful (and poetic) analysis if what your mattress actually is.
Your Mattress is not just something that you sleep on . It’s your best friend , it gives you energy , it gives you a chance to recover from a tough day and above all it gives you a good nights sleep . A Irish made Mattress from me is the answer . Cheers
— Mattress Mick (@mattressmick) October 24, 2019
Or when he sent us into a frenzy by teasing a Dancing With The Stars appearance.
I have been invited to take part on DANCING WITH THE STARS . What do you think . YES or No . Cheers
— Mattress Mick (@mattressmick) October 13, 2019
When he blesses us with the Ballad of Mattress Mick. Honestly, what a BELTER.
'The Ballad of Mattress Mick' by me and my good friend @RichieKavanagh1 – Please RT! Cheers. pic.twitter.com/oGuzrRvVNG
— Mattress Mick (@mattressmick) September 20, 2019
Or his other banger, Back With A Bang, where he once again proclaimed himself as the “undisputed King of mattress land”.
Have you heard my song 'Back With a Bang'? Please RT. Cheers. pic.twitter.com/FVcmtzNWnQ
— Mattress Mick (@mattressmick) September 15, 2019
Or the BEST one has to be this top banter between Mattress Mick and Liam Gallagher.
Liam is obviously very happy with the Irish made Mattress I sold him a few weeks back. Cheers. https://t.co/XvdfJOcswB
— Mattress Mick (@mattressmick) September 12, 2019
Just this.
I think I will change my name to MATTRESS MICK AND THE CHOCOLATE FACTORY . Any comments . Cheers.
— Mattress Mick (@mattressmick) September 11, 2019
And this.
KERRY is known as the KINGDOM in Ireland. In Dublin I am known as the KING in the KINGDOM of Mattresses. Up the DUBS. Cheers.
— Mattress Mick (@mattressmick) September 1, 2019
When he came up with a solution to Mick Jagger’s problems.
I hear that MICK JAGGER is looking for a new mattress because he CANT GET NO SATISFACTION . A new Irish Made Mattress from me will sort the problem . Give me a call MICK . Cheers
— Mattress Mick (@mattressmick) August 18, 2019
And while this one isn’t actually a tweet from him, it definitely deserves to be featured.
I hear that MICK JAGGER is looking for a new mattress because he CANT GET NO SATISFACTION . A new Irish Made Mattress from me will sort the problem . Give me a call MICK . Cheers
— Mattress Mick (@mattressmick) August 18, 2019
When admitted that his mattress is his number one love above all else.
Best friends are few and far between . My best friends are my DOG my CAR my FAMILY and the winner is my MATTRESS. Cheers.
— Mattress Mick (@mattressmick) May 2, 2019
When he wished his enemies a happy Easter.
It’s Easter Sunday and I would like to wish all my Family , Friends, Customers , Competitors and even all my Enemies a very Happy Easter. Cheers to you all.
— Mattress Mick (@mattressmick) April 21, 2019
Honestly, what a guy.
