Twitter can be a scary place sometimes.
All a person needs to do is tweet “I like frogs” and they’ll find themselves on the frontline of World War III in the comments. “What about lizards? Don’t you like them?” “Unfollowing. My great, great grandmother was allergic to frogs.” “Wow, I guess you didn’t know that a band of frogs in 1865 were responsible for robbing an orphanage – here’s an article on it” and so on and so forth. Surely there’s a corner of Twitter where anyone looking to escape the painful reality of daily life can get away from it all, maybe enjoy a meme or two? There is, reader, and I’ve compiled a list of the absolute best ones. Get ready to hit that follow button and see your Twitter experience improve significantly.
Kids Write Jokes
These are actual jokes written by children, and the account DMs are always open for submissions. They’re the cutest one liners and knock-knock jokes you’ll ever come across.
knok knok
hose there
scot
scot who
im going to scotland bye— Kids Write Jokes (@KidsWriteJokes) September 20, 2021
Petfinder Names
This account shares photos of animals with unconventional names. What more could you ask for, honestly.
some of y’all need this fr pic.twitter.com/bvxuuWNFk2
— petfinder names (@petfindernames) March 14, 2022
Cats Where They Shouldn’t Be
Another animal related one. Those pesky cats always end up where they shouldn’t be, and we just can’t get enough of it.
— reasons to get a cat (@timelinecats) September 3, 2021
Cats With Jobs
I’m sure it’ll surprise no one that there’s another cat account on this listicle. These cats would do Kim K proud – they’re flat out working away.
— cats with jobs 🛠 (@CatWorkers) March 6, 2022
Wholesome Memes
Anytime one of these pop up on my feed, I have to look twice because I’m in disbelief at how sweet and pure they are. A delight to follow.
— WholesomeMemes (@WholesomeMeme) September 22, 2021
Whalefact
Whales are such mysterious creatures, but this page is filled with fun facts about them that no one could dispute.
most whales are completely unfamiliar with the works of martin scorsese
— whalefact (@awhalefact) September 22, 2021
We Rate Dogs
Good girls and boys only on this account. You’ll love seeing what they all get up to.
This is Sir Tibbles and Lukas. Sir Tibbles has resting grump face, so Lukas gives him spontaneous hugs. It may not look like they work, but they definitely do. 14/10 for both pic.twitter.com/I091bAg62W
— WeRateDogs (@dog_rates) September 22, 2021
Ladies and Gentlemen, The Weekend
Do you find it hard to close the laptop and switch off from work after a busy week? Daniel Craig is here to help, by reminding you every single Friday that the weekend is here.
— ladies and gentlemen, the weekend 😌 (@CraigWeekend) September 17, 2021
There you go! Unproblematic, wholesome and cute. They’re what the world needs.
Header image via Twitter/wholesomememes
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