All 32 Irish Counties Summed Up In Three Simple Words

Every county in Ireland is so bleedin’ brilliant that it’s hard to sum them up in three words.

However, we’ve given it our best bash just for the craic.

Behold – All 32 Irish Counties Summed Up In Three Simple Words

Antrim

Bushmills and rocks.

Armagh

So. Much. Orange.

Carlow

Famous Hollywood star.

Cavan

Shaped like banjo.

Clare

Where’s Ted’s house?

Cork

They kiss stones.

Derry

Why add London?

Donegal

Home of Daniel.

Down

Fifty Shades guy.

Dublin

Can’t afford rent.

Fermanagh

Lovely big lake.

Galway

Cans in sun.

Kerry

World famous dolphin.

Kildare

Horse racing place.

Kilkenny

Hurling and Smithwicks.

Laois

Electric Picnic field.

Leitrim

No traffic lights.

Limerick

Fear of God.

Longford

Sleepy Irish county.

Louth

Jim and sisters.

Mayo

Mayo for Sam.

Meath

Famous old tombs.

Monaghan

Patrick Kavanagh’s home.

Offaly

Obama’s Irish cousins.

Roscommon

That funny actor.

Sligo

Most of Westlife.

Tipperary

Cat in bin.

Tyrone

Decent Northern footballers.

Waterford

Home of crystal.

Westmeath

Joe Dolan statue.

Wexford

Lovely little strawberries.

Wicklow

Stunning nature walks.

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