Sometimes, there's a headline that absolutely stops you in your tracks as you leaf through your local paper.
And this, from the Mayo News, is most definitely one of them.
It tells the story of Seamus Murphy, who is in court accused with assault, obstruction of traffic and dangerous driving – and who is alleged to have kicked up a serious fuss when Gardaí called to investigate the driving claims, in July 2013.
And as the headline says...
He has pleaded not guilty to the charges.
— Ah Sure Tis Lovely (@Ahsuretislovely) July 5, 2016
Sometimes a headline really does say it all.