This Irish Lad’s Complaint Letter To Cadbury About The CurlyWurly Fiasco Is SO Gas

Where were you when the CurlyWurly Disaster of 2017 took place? Were you at home, opening a selection box only to be suddenly faced with the shock horror that the best bar of all – the chewiest and sweetest treat – was GONE. 

Cadbury shocked a nation when they made the move to update the traditional Christmas selection box last year, replacing the Fudge and CurlyWurly bars with some weird Oreo yoke.

One Irish lad has had enough and wrote this cracking letter to Cadbury urging them to make it up to the people of Ireland

“Let us begin fado fado in the year 1996. What a year. Wexford won the All-Ireland, Michelle Smith went for a dip, Mary Robinson met with the Queen and ya boy had his first CurlyWurly.”

It was love at first sight. 

Lee goes on to share his absolute outrage at the demise of his beloved CurlyWurly.

“I held my tongue when the CurlyWurly was halved in size. I remained silent when the price multiplied. This however is an absolute outrage and I for one cannot and will not stand for it.”

Lee goes on to say that he had an idea for how Cadbury can make it up to everyone: a CurlyWurly Easter Egg. 

His Twitter poll doesn’t lie. The people really want this CurlyWurly Easter Egg

CurlyWurly Easter Egg?

Will be forwarding results to Cadbury very serious business

— ᕕ(ᐛ)ᕗ (@leedlelols) January 14, 2018

Please Cadbury. Give us what we all want and deserve. 

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