"Our goalkeeper's 32, came straight from Mass, playing in his shoes."
"Full back line's not the best on earth, wait 'til they finish the Junior Cert."
Any of these gas lines will bring back memories of playing for the Junior B, AKA the eh, "social" division of hurling, the subject of a hilarious new video sketch from The Two Johnnies.
The lads are dressed in their county finals for a witty sing-song about what makes the Junior B so special, and between the smoking goalie and the and partying, we reckon it sums it all up.
This vid is sure to go viral in dressing rooms across the nation: