"Top o' the morning to ya!" Eh thanks, but we're not really morning people us Irish.
And that's just one of the headwrecking things people from outside Ireland say ALL the time to us. Whether it's requests to say "thirty three and a third" or being asked if we've already had a few drinks, it's getting a bit annoying guys.
So this video by BBC3 actually hits the nail on the head. The annoying moments when people try to say your name - Niiiiiavvve? Knee-iv? It's Niamh actually, cheers.
Ever wondered what not to say to Irish people?
These guys will give you the full rundown:
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