'Queening' And 'Rusty Trombone' - Ireland's Newest Sex Positions

What a Bank Holiday treat.

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If you're just after having your dinner, or you don't have a great stomach at the best of times, it's probably better to look away now.

The Irish Mirror has revealed two near sex positions that are being performed more frequently in Ireland.

'Queening' and giving someone a 'Rusty Trambone' are brand new to this Emerald Isle and this is what they are.

The RT is where "analingus is performed at the same time as a hand job" (please don't let us explain what analingus is and no it's not a misspelling of Aer Lingus)

'Queening' on the other hand is when the lady grabs her crown and sits on her throne aka face.

Brings a whole new meaning to the phrase 'yas queen', doesn't it?

Excuse us while we go wash our mouths out with soap.

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Darragh Berry

Darragh is a Mayo GAA fan for all his sins. He taught himself how to play guitar at the age of 11 and hasn't stopped playing Wonderwall since. Gets lost on the streets of Dublin as frequently as Mayo lose All-Ireland Finals. Contact - darragh@lovin.com

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