Easter is a strange time for Irish children.
While it kind of feels like a holiday, the long evenings and less celebratory feel meant it never matched up to Christmas.
But, what we lacked in presents, we certainly made up for in massive egg-shaped chocolates, a frankly mad tradition which remains to this day.
Here are 13 Easter rites of passage experienced by all Irish children:
No fooling?
An anthropomorphic rabbit who delivered us chocolate while we slept? But of course.
Wait... what?
Just because you were allowed.
I hate you right now.
Not even a sausage?
We're saved.
Holy Thursday, Good Friday, Holy Saturday, Easter Sunday. When will it end?
Do we really have to?
Well, in that case.
It's like the gift of time.
School during the holidays? What is this?
Don't make us, we take it all back.
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