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32 Cheesy Chat-Up Lines To Pull In Every Irish County

By James Fenton

April 26, 2017 at 4:30pm

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We all know that nothing beats a pun when it comes to pulling. With that in mind, we've compiled a cheesy line that's sure to seal the deal in every county in Ireland.

Are you heading away this Bank Holiday weekend in search of love? You can thank us later.

Behold:

Antrim

"I've just met you and already you Causeway too many feelings in me."

Armagh

"Tell me, what's the Keady your heart?"

Carlow

"You must be from Borris. Cos my heart won't let anybody Yeltsin."

Cavan

"There was an extra Breffni-ded when I saw first saw you."

Clare

"I've just been talking to the owner about you. I said she's so beautiful you'll have to Banner."

Cork

"Please don't walk away. I've got a-Bandon-ment issues.  

Derry

"I'm Dungiven you hints, get your coat."

Donegal

♪ "Here I am, baby... Signed, sealed, de-Lifford... I'm yours." ♪

Down

"What time would you like me to wake you in the Mourne?"

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Dublin

"I couldn't get a good look at ya from across the bar so I came over for a Fairview."

Fermanagh

"How do I Erne your phone number?"

Galway

"Maybe it's just the Eyre in here but I think I'm in love." 

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Kerry

"We could Kerry on talking all night or..."

Kildare

"I'm really more of Athy guy..."

Kilkenny

"So, will ya be Callan me tomorrow?"

Laois

"No? At Laoist I tried." 

Leitrim

"One more brewski and then back to Rooskey?"

Limerick

"Let's have a game of truth Adare..."

Longford

"I'd certainly be Keenagh see you again"

Louth

"I was hoping I'd be a-Louth to buy you a drink?"

Mayo

"Knock knock..."

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Meath

"Are you from Nobber? Cos..."

Monaghan

"Ah you're taken. Have you any Clones?"

Offaly

"Birr... I think it's time we warmed each other up."

Roscommon

♪ "I wanna sleep with Roscommon people like you..." ♪

Sligo

"Tubbercurry and then back to my place?"

Tipperary

"Fancy a quick game of Horse and Jockey?"

Tyrone

"Omagh God, you are stunning."

Waterford

"No? Could I have Dunmore?"

Westmeath

"Aren't you a fine looking Tang altogther?"

Wexford 

"I thought these cheesy lines would Kilmore but I guess I was mistaken."

Wicklow

"If I bought you a Roundwood you buy me one back?"

READ NEXT: Here's What To Say In Every Irish County To REALLY Piss Off The Locals


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