The whole of Ireland was looking around suspiciously at each other earlier this week when it was revealed that someone had won €88m on the Euromillions jackpot.
While it certainly wasn't us (we wish), it got us thinking. What would we spend the money if we had bagged all that cash?
Given that us Irish are quite a predictable bunch, here's how we reckon most of us would spend it:
1. Doing up the kitchen
First thing's, first. Ours is fierce tatty looking AND the Walshes next door got their one done last year.
2. Some land
Because.... we're supposed to have land? We think.
3. A heap of cattle
Well we have to have something to put on the land.
4. A corporate box at Croke Park
Will be great for the summer and sure won't Bruce Springsteen be back before we know it.
5. A lifetime supply of Penneys Clothes
Only the best.
6. A money vault like Scrooge McDuck
7. A racehorse
G'wan ya good thing!!!
8. A visit to Cousin Fiachra in Australia
Even though he's a bit of a bollocks but sure look.
9. A theme park
10. A big house for Mam and Dad
Will keep them quiet.
11. A top hat
Because we obviously have to look the part.
12. A new conservatory
For keeping an eye on the grand stretch in the evenings.