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07th Dec 2017

Sex Toy Christmas Crackers Are Here To Help You Start Christmas With A Bang


Sex toy-filled Christmas crackers are a thing, and they’re here to make your Christmas spicier than a turkey curry. 

There are four different types of Kinky Crackers, each with a different theme: ‘The Loaded Gun’, ‘Burlesque’, ‘Sensations’ and ‘High Roller’. 

They contain the likes of cocktail-flavoured massage oils, nipple tassels, bullet vibrators and ‘naughty’ dice. 

Perfect for some sexy alone time on Christmas day – just make sure they don’t get accidentally brought out for the family dinner. 

You can buy Kinky Crackers online here.  

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