Take me to church.
I'll worship like a dog at the shrine of your lies.
No, but really, how easy will it be to get to mass when you're basically living in the church?
And there really is no prettier spot than Glasthule, County Dublin - the spot we have crowned Dublin's most underrated village.
Take a look at St. Joseph's Parochial And Presbytery House. AKA your future gaff.
It's actually two separate gaffs and you have the option to buy either both together or just one.
Located in the heart of charming Glasthule and constructed with beautifully cut stone.
True authentic architectural beauty.
''Whilst in need of some renovation and modernisation, this property has the basis for a magnificent house and gives a stunning footprint to make a majestic home,'' according to the estate agents.
See the full listing here.