The 12 Funniest Tweets Of The Last Week From All Over The World

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Whether you love or loathe it, you can’t deny that Twitter is the gift that keeps on giving, and sort of a game changer for all things internet.

Each and every week, we scour the world wide web for the best, brightest and all round gassest so we can broadcast them to the world.

Yiz messers.

1. Yer ma goes international with @MustardCreams

2. Innovation with @joeheenan

Couldn’t find a pound coin for the trolley so I used a Milky Bar Button instead.
I’m a genius pic.twitter.com/WjSC9bNhMA

— joe heenan (@joeheenan) April 29, 2016

3. It’s funny cause it’s true with @louisejonesetc

A 2016 relationship is showing your partner something on your phone and them saying, “Ha yeah saw that.”

— Louise Jones (@louisejonesetc) May 8, 2016

4. Dumb phrases with @i_zzzzzz

I slept like a baby, the tiny creature that’s famous for its long, undisturbed sleeps

— Brooks Otterlake (@i_zzzzzz) May 7, 2016

5. Life imitates art with @annaleszkie

harry styles’s latest aesthetic: cheeky chimneysweep

clean as a whistle, sharp as a fistle, best in awl westminster pic.twitter.com/XL7FsSfIOz

— anna leszkiewicz (@annaleszkie) May 10, 2016

6. Love is real with @FredFromHon

THIS SUBWAY DOG JUST WINKED AT ME!!!!!!! pic.twitter.com/vkLNCIxbs2

— Fred From Honolulu (@FredFromHon) May 11, 2016

7. Perspective with @kashanacauley

8. Priorities with @jdelwoo

[being wheeled into the ER on a gurney]
hey what’s the wifi password

— jonbeignet ramsey (@jdelwoo) May 11, 2016

9. Words of wisdom with @pitbull

Happy Mother’s Day to all the moms and mamis but let’s be real everyday is mother/mami day #Moms #Madres pic.twitter.com/cWtZSWRiqx

— Pitbull (@pitbull) May 8, 2016

10. #health with @Irish_Dinosaur

[adds .1g toothpaste, 1 toothbrush bristle, and .1ml mouthwash to MyFitnessPal]

— Hoenn Wilson (@Irish_Dinosaur) May 9, 2016

11. Mystery with @gegtik

i dont put my pants on like anybody else and i will never share my secret technique

— Buffoon leader (@gegtik) May 9, 2016

12. Politics with @ladyhaja

Cameron’s look in the 80s was a 90s lesbian attending the wedding of the best friend she unrequitedly in love with pic.twitter.com/yPDXFwtSFJ

— Hannah Jane Parkinson (@ladyhaja) May 11, 2016