21 Reasons Why London Is A Terrible Place To Visit

It's a terrible city, and for some reason people love it.

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Everyone seems to love the city, and we just don't know why. So we've put together a list of 21 reasons why it's a terrible place to visit.

1. The Tower Of London Is A Pile Of Shite

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2. And The Sunsets Are Nothing To Write Home About

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3. 'Dear Mum, This Place Is A Pile Of Wank'

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4. Some hooligans keep drawing on the walls.

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5. The View From The Shard Is Not Worth The Price

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6. It's got some, average at best, street food.

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7. The Natural History Museum Is Nothing Special

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8. And the other buildings are a pile of shite too.

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9. Vomit...

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10. The Big Issue Is That The Weather Is Always So Dull & Grey

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11. Just so damn bland.

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12. And who even likes things that are grey?

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13. The Thames, which is pretty popular in London, looks like this crap.

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14. And the parks look like this. Which you can imagine must be full of dog shit.

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15. And that's the only animal you'll see for miles. Dogs and fucking pigeons.

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16. Millennium Bridge is one of the most disgusting bridges we've ever seen.

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17. Greenwich Park. How this place got a time named after it we will never know.

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18. Even when you get to the top the view doesn't get any better.

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19. And look at the state of this place after the Olympics finished! What a waste of money.

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20. All the pubs are shit and you'll never have any fun in them. And to say they lack character is an understatement.

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21. Eww. Don't go here.

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Still want to ignore us and head to London anyway? We wrote some more stuff about theplace here.

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