11 Of The Very Best Irish Tweets Of The Week

Sarah

It’s that time of the week again.

The time where we share the very best of Irish Twitter on our social platform to show off what a gas bunch you all are.

G’wan you!

This week is no different, you guys have killed it once more. Just see for yourself…

1. What if she doesn’t like it?

sorry.
My brother just came into my room and said “by the way, you owe me €10”
“Do I? For what?”
“I went €10 over my budget for your Christmas present but I wanted to get it for you cause you’ll like it, so can you just give me the tenner whatever?”

— Aisling (@AislingCrabby) December 20, 2017

2. Bargain

Someone in work suggested getting a Ryanair flight with the €15 Secret Santa limit – “here’s a one way flight, alone, to Lourdes at 7am on a Tuesday in February, enjoy!”

— spit’s okay to cry (@motherofnaggins) December 20, 2017

3. Not even that unlikely

The year is 2067. Daniel O Donnell is still performing at the age of 106. Miriam O Callaghan has 34 children. Ryan Tubridy is a hologram. Nathan Carter is still singing Wagon Wheel and the Angelus is replaced with Saoirse Ronan pronouncing her name

— Paul.exe (@IAmYumyums) December 20, 2017

4. You have to buy a scratch card too

I’ve always wondered what the #Ryanair staff Xmas party must be like.

€20 charge if you want to sit beside your favourite workmate

Ice for your drinks? Not a hope

women being refused entry because their handbags weigh more than a packet of peanuts.

— Jer Dixon (@JeremyDixonDJ) December 20, 2017

5. Saucy

maude flanders in the streets, maude gonne in the sheets

— Patrick (@PrayForPatrick) December 13, 2017

6. So, no shift?

Me: shift ?

Her: wtf no lol?

Me: sorry meant can you cover my shift at work?

Her: we don’t work together

Me: haha oh yeah forgot lol, see ya at work!

— Stephen (@Stephenlough95) December 18, 2017

7. An absolute tragedy

Imagine carrying your child for 9 months only for it to grow up to think that quality street is the nicest box of chocolates

— john (@Scarlet4UrMa) December 18, 2017

8. Just wanna be a Bebo Stunnah again

Miss them Tuesday nights in primary school where you’d stay up late and sit with your ma watching desperate housewives on rte2 and pure not even understand any of it

— k8 (@katemccauley97) December 17, 2017

9. Cork, boi

did you ever notice people from cork never say yes or no??? Like ‘are you from cork?’ ‘I am’

pure Gaelic language legacy right there

— ????‍???? (@GoChaela) December 16, 2017

10. Of all places?!

11. Okay but a hambag actually sounds amazing

Asked my 7 year old sister to pass over my handbag

Her: Is there ham in it??
Me: Why would there be ham?
Her: *staring at me confused*……cause its a hambag?

7 years. 7 years believing that the only use for a handbag is to hold and transport ham. Stunning.

— Ziz O’Beirne (@Zizzyob) December 16, 2017

Amazing. Did we miss any gas little gems? Let us know!