11 Of The Very Best Irish Tweets This Week

Sharron

Another week, another gas bunch of tweets from you lot!

We’ve scrolled through Twitter to find who could make us laugh, grin or chuckle in 140 characters or less.

And as always, you delivered.

1. This unfortunate work blunder

Sent an email to some clients in work ending with ‘Please do not contact me’ instead of ‘Please do not HESITATE to contact me’ ????#KillMeNow

— Terri Ann (@caseytera) September 12, 2017

2. Fightin’ talk

Gang warfare, Dublin 4 style pic.twitter.com/IXGOE5STog

— Louise O’Connor (@oconnola) September 11, 2017

3. Who does that?

I find it Gas that Chopped in town is open all night like imagine bein lit to the tit waiting for the nitelink and getting a fuckin salad

— •curryvan• (@emma_currivan) September 10, 2017

4. Fair point

Refusing to pay to go see IT because your timeline is full of fucking clowns for free

— Dublin Girlo (@dublin_girlo) September 10, 2017

5. Was it Colonel Mustard?

now Cluedo is 33% easier pic.twitter.com/q2NyfWlpPq

— David O’Doherty (@phlaimeaux) September 11, 2017

6. Winter is coming!

Sorry it is VIOLENTLY cold out we are days away from fur coat weather D A Y S

— Keira Gilleechi (@gilleechi) September 13, 2017

7. Microwaves were on the loose

why does my microwave have a CHAOS MODE pic.twitter.com/feV8M6uxQx

— support nurses & midwives ????‍⚕️ (@AoifeeO) September 12, 2017

8. Same

You don’t need to use the modh coinníollach down here https://t.co/gII6dczQvY

— Ciara Knight (@Ciara_Knight) September 13, 2017

9. This is an outrage!

I’ve never been more angry about any issue than I have that *this* is the image for “crisp sandwich” on Wikipedia pic.twitter.com/UmWWKxKU3k

— Clee (@jmsclee) September 15, 2017

10. Not cool

Just learned today, after SIXTEEN years together, that my wife doesn’t know which Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle is which.

— Alan (@alan_maguire) September 14, 2017

11. Kind of wish he was called Fintan

WHICH ONE OF YE PRICKS TOLD ME THE SALMON OF KNOWLEDGE WAS CALLED FINTAN? I MADE A SHOW OF MYSELF LAST NIGHT AT A DINNER PARTY.

— Áine McDee (@AineMcD) September 9, 2017