Hairdos and hair-don’ts are what separate us from the animals.
The painfully tragic ways in which we actually wanted to frame our face and head will never cease to amaze us. All we can do is laugh, so let’s do just that, shall we?
1. The Step
Why did this flattering haircut ever go away?
We’re baffled.
2. Frosted tips
Ah, simpler times.
3. The Mullet
No gender was safe from this monster.
4. Rats tails
Making grown women cry since ’93.
5. Crimped hair
Some people could pull it off.
Others definitely couldn’t.
6. Perms
We’ll just leave this here…
7. Razor lines
They make you go faster, y’know.
8. Extreme bobs
Oh Lord blessusandsaveus.
9. Frankie from The Saturdays’ hair cut
What we thought we’d look like with it…
What we actually looked like…
10. Dip-dyes
Sweet baby Jesus.
11. Cornrows on holidays
Spending two hours and €50 only to get a sunburnt scalp and insomnia.
If only we knew then what we know now…
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