Remember all that excitement/hysteria that the Facebook 'Mass' event created recently?
Well our oul Lord and Saviour is back again with another hugely popular event for December 25th.
'My Birthday/Christmas' already has over 14,000 people who are planning to attend, with the page promising a 'whopper session' with no entry fee and water turned into wine on request.
According to a post by the holy host himself, Matthew, James and John have formed a new rap group and they shall be known as D.W.A (Disciples With Attitude).
"They will make their live debut at my birthday and will perform their song Straight Outta Bethlehem, which features guest vocals from The Notorious B.I.G and Tupac Shakur."
Sounds like our kind of party.