Unless you’re living under a rock you’ll all be well aware that the big Apple Keynote happened today – 90 minutes of pure concentration with millions of us dual-screening between desktop and mobile (MacBook and iPhone). As per usual, Twitter blew up with #AppleWatch trending globally. And my favourite part? The part when everyone starts ripping it through the announcements. Here are some of the most hilarious reactions online:
The Unexpected Announcement – Apple TV
What’s Apple’s meerkat username?
— John Collison (@collision) March 9, 2015
Loving how the Apple event just turned into a HBO ad
— Andrew Sims aka The Sims (@sims) March 9, 2015
Apple and HBO sitting in a tree
B U F F E R I N G— sizemore (@sizemore) March 9, 2015
The biggest surprise of Apple Event (so far) is the Boehner-esque tan of HBO’s CEO.
— Mark Sigal (@netgarden) March 9, 2015
— Rob McGovern (@RobMcGov) March 9, 2015
HBO’s CEO is at the Apple event to launch its new chain of tanning salons pic.twitter.com/Fs33zG47Ys
— Mic Wright (@brokenbottleboy) March 9, 2015
Unexpected Announcement Number Two – ResearchKit
#Apple is the run away llamas of today.
— Michael Dolan (@MichaelDolan) March 9, 2015
Apple. Keeping the wealthy .. Healthy..
— ???????? paul mccarthy-brain (@penguinbasher) March 9, 2015
The Best News Ever – The New MacBook
WHATEVER THIS IS I WANT IT. #mac
— Dan Grabham (@dangrabham) March 9, 2015
Sorry @apple, can’t buy a watch. Just bought a $1,200 laptop.
— Ben Markowitz (@bpmarkowitz) March 9, 2015
The Big Event – Apple Watch
After the new Macbook stuff, this Apple Watch is just… dull.
— Raka Mahesa (@legacy99) March 9, 2015
I’m tired of the #AppleWatch already.
— Mitchell Landsberg (@LATlands) March 9, 2015
So, is Apple going to announce anything new about the Apple Watch that we didn’t already know?
— Dan_Rowinski (@Dan_Rowinski) March 9, 2015
AppleWatch will alert you when a llama gets loose in the streets #llamatwitter
— Lou Geneux (@louisgeneux) March 9, 2015
If #AppleWatch doesn’t come with a free U2 album, so help me…
— Ryan Faughnder (@RFaughnder) March 9, 2015
#AppleWatch knows when you are crying into a half empty bag of Cheetos.
— The Levine Machine (@Eitanthegoalie) March 9, 2015
It’s not a great sign that Cook has gone so big on that ‘send a sketch’ thing twice now. #AppleWatch
— Adam Maguire (@AdamMaguire) March 9, 2015
Being able to send each other your heartbeat with #AppleWatch … sexting just got to a whole another level people…
— #Abdul (@HashtagAbdul) March 9, 2015
#AppleWatch heart rate will never replace dick pics as the most unwanted TMI.
— Emma Evans (@TrancewithMe) March 9, 2015
Apparently buying an #AppleWatch will turn you into a supermodel. pic.twitter.com/ScPkFjqDEC
— Joe Taiabjee (@joetek) March 9, 2015
Christy Turlington on stage is showing that the Apple Watch is for *anyone*…
— Adrian Weckler (@adrianweckler) March 9, 2015
#AppleWatch announcement like a very high end #QVC right now
— Jack Riley (@_JackRiley) March 9, 2015
How did people ever run marathons before the Apple Watch?
— Danny Sullivan (@dannysullivan) March 9, 2015
What if Kevin got a crazy sexy message during this demo?
— Joshua Topolsky (@joshuatopolsky) March 9, 2015
After seeing the new Apple Watch I’m selling my old one. Only €16,995. #AppleWatch pic.twitter.com/EFPHtGM9JE
— Martyn Rosney (@rosney) March 9, 2015