There's some TV programmes that will send such fear up your spine that you've can't even fathom how anyone in their right mind would apply to take part. For some, it's Celebrity Jungle. Eating sheep's testicles and raw beetles? Nope.
For us though, it's gotta be Don't Tell The Bride. The one day that should be stress free is turned into a nightmare just so you can get a free wedding. FFS, we'd rather stay single.
Tonight's episode on RTE2 looks seriously entertaining though – if your idea of entertainment is someone else's hopes and dreams get dashed, that is. It is? Good, read on.
Poor Victor Garcia is all set to wed Hogwart's fan Brendan O'Regan until Victor finds out the "magical" theme...
In the big reveal of what Victor will be wearing when he walks down the aisle, it turns out he'll be dressed up like Harry Potter. Yikes.
"What the f**k? I haven’t even seen Harry Potter!" is probs the best line we'll ever hear on this surprise wedding show and it looks like the episode is gonna be FULL of drama. Poor Victor...
"I can’t go to the wedding wearing this because I don’t want my wedding to be a circus."
"I am extremely disappointed in Brendán and I don’t know, literally, what he is thinking. He is just thinking about him, he is not thinking about us. I am not going,” Victor tells friends in tears.
We can only imagine his face when he finds out that Brendan has turned Clonakilty Model Railway Village into Platform 9¾ for their ceremony and the rings will be delivered by owl...
Although considering Victor declares at the end of the teaser ad that "I'm not going," he might never see what awaits on the big day itself. Grab the popcorn.
Don't tell the Bride is on RTÉ2 tonight at 9.30pm.