28 Things You Can Say During Both A GAA Match And During Sex

GAA is something that sparks a lot of passion in Irish people. So much so that sometimes the lines between what’s said on the pitch and what’s said between the sheets can become a bit blurred.

So, without further ado, these are the 28 things you can say during a GAA match, and during sex:

1. “Lovely hurling”

2. “It’s been a bit one-sided so far”

3. “They’re going to need to pick up the pace a bit”

4. At the end of the day, it’s all about the score

Take your points; the goals will come

— Kennedy (@theblink93) August 8, 2017

5. “He’s gone in a bit early there”

6. “She’s been caught napping”

7. It’s important to refuel

When it’s over can we have some tea and a ham sandwich

— stephen davoren (@bailldogg) August 8, 2017

8. A comma makes all the difference

Come on men!
*note, punctuation and phrasing is critical.

— Marlon (@malingsimeon) August 8, 2017

9. Some activities are weather dependent

Is it wet enough for gloves?

— S Carey (@Scarey605) August 8, 2017

10. “He’s out of action after pulling something in the warm up”

11. “Things will need to improve massively before the next round”