The torch bearers of Irish Twitter have had almost two years to come up with the perfect hot take in response to The Reopening Of Everything, and they haven’t disappointed.
From calls for the return of the Irish Rail snack trolley to requests that we all officially return to the age we were in March 2020 (essential), Twitter has been abuzz with iconic responses to NPHET’s latest advice since it broke last night. Here’s a round up of some of our faves.
Nphet have suggested to open Xtra-vision
— Darren Conway (@darren_conway) January 21, 2022
As per usual, Darren Conway is on the ball, getting to the heart of what NPHET’s advice truly means for our country.
If the government truly believes in science, they will allow us to resume life from the age we were in March 2020, starting from this weekend.
— Eoin Sheahan (@EoinSheahan) January 20, 2022
If anything, I think we should be allowed to revert to a year younger than we were when the pandemic started, as a treat.
Unconfirmed reports that the @IrishRail snack trolley WILL also be back from next week.
— Craig Hughes (@hughescraig90) January 20, 2022
If there’s a god, this one will come true.
NPHET hold meeting today to decide if man who wants to go at it, can go at it hard pic.twitter.com/u1DjTuVre5
— Féach News (@_FeachNews) January 20, 2022
A moment of silence for Pint Man, whose world has changed significantly since March 2020.
I think all of your manifesting and charging your crystals from the Full Moon made NPHET decide to ease restrictions
— Taoiseach 🇵🇸 (@leebonnie2707) January 20, 2022
Gorgeous gorgeous girls successfully manifest a mass easing of restrictions.
If Micheál Martin doesn't have a pint standing on the lectern at tonight's address then he's badly misjudged the mood of the nation.
— Evan Fanning (@evanfanning) January 21, 2022
Read the room, Micheál.
At 6pm today the Taoiseach will announce the end of the Wordle. 🙃
— Stephen Bradley (@stephensfilms) January 21, 2022
From Tiger King to Wordle, all Covid-related phases must come to an end eventually.
Hey @newschambers 👋
Bhfuil caint ar bith an slow set a thabhairt ar ais… pic.twitter.com/G2JjM92hAE— TG4 (@TG4TV) January 21, 2022
It’s simply not an Irish Twitter craze until TG4 enters the chat.
with restrictions lifted does that mean curly fries can come back?
— Niall (@Absolutelysent) January 21, 2022
These are the questions we need answers too.
Keep doing what you’re doing, Irish Twitter. You’ve seen the nation through some tough spots, and we’re forever grateful.
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